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Anal.. :S ?

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Goddag Kære :)

Jeg vil lige indskyde, at jeg sys du laver en kæmpe stort flot arbejde, ved at have et forum oppe som dette.
Havde selv nogle småkig ind på den gamle metode, som jeg også godt kunne lide.
Men utroligt flot! :D

Even tho... Har et lidt af et spørgsmål..

Jeg er en dreng på 17 - som er "halvt" sprunget ud som bi-sek; og har fået snakket godt med en sød dreng. Der er mulighed for at det bliver til mere, men det vil tiden vise.
Men vil mere gå ind i det seksuelle.
Anal.

Eftersom jeg er ikke en person der kan lide af "hår" :P..altså - behårede drenge, og behårede vækster rundt omkring på kroppen. Så ville jeg spørge.

Hvordan kan man få fjernet sine hår i numsen? Altså; der er jo nogle "Røv-Hår"(Undskyld jeg bruger ordet, men det er det :) )...Hvordan kan man få dem væk alene?...
Har du nogen idéer du kan hjælpe mig med?

..tusinde tak ;)

knuSS ...
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At du tør spørge!

En hækkeklipper selvfølgelig!

Billede
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Hej Mutli

Det nemmeste er at bruge en engangsbarberhøvl og et barberspejl og så finde dig en position, hvor du kan se, hvad du laver.

Billede

Jeg vil ikke råde dig til at gøre det med en hækkesaks, sådan som Anonym1 gør det :17:.

NB! Husk kondom og vandbaseret glidecreme ved analsex!

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Søgte lidt på det på nettet og fandt dette ( Engelsk desværre, men virkelig underholdende :) ) Prøv engang at læse det.

Det lyder som om det er en MEGET MEGET dårlig ide at udføre sådan en barbering, men hvad er din erfaring / viden Per?

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop /sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop /sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.

Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
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Hej Anonym1

Pudsig historie. Jeg har aldrig hørt om den slags problemer, men måske har manden været ret tyk, så det eneste der kunne skille hans balder var hårene. Almindeligvis giver det ingen problemer at fjerne hårene mellem balderne ud over, hvad barbering altid kan gøre nemlig knopper, småsår med betændelse og kløe, indtil huden har vænnet sig til barberingen.

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Ved det er et gammelt indlæg, men håber du stadig svare herinde

Det med hår fjerning omme bag i og det ikke kommer igen, kan Engangs Barberhøvle så bruges?

Håber på svar (:
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Hej Den.Nervøse

Der er ikke noget at være nervøs for. Det er blot ganske almindelige barberskrabere, og de kan fint bruges. Man kan ikke fjerne hårene permanent. Hvis man vil være helt glat, så skal der nok barberes mindst hver anden dag.

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